Paparazzi were well employed this weekend, descending in droves upon the set of the latest Danger Couch episode in a desperate attempt to record even the smallest piece of Sheer Filming Excitement.

Fortunately on-set security forces, provided by 1-800-Rent-A-Ninja, easily handled these uninvited guests, leaving them with lots of bruises and us with free publicity pictures.

Two unnamed, yet highly glamorous celebrities shown here exchanging stock tips while rehearsing scene number 213b, Quivering in Place by the Old Wooden Gate

Over all, the crew was in high spirits, due in part to an unnaturally high concentration of Sharpie permanent marker fumes in the filming area, but still managed to pull through the intensive shooting schedule with poise, panache, and other qualities they could neither spell nor define.

Neighbors of the Danger Couch Episode Filming Location were filled with giggly joy just from being in the vicinity of so much fun.

When asked what time the shoot finished for the day, director DangerDan merely answered, “Dawnish.”

Check back frequently for more bowel-loosening updates of the Insidious Production Saga.

-the DC Crew.

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If your press pass was revoked and you missed the shoot, don’t cry.

You can still get yourself a DangerCouch DVD.

With it and a sufficient quantity of ice cream, all problems are solvable.

Thanks for visiting Dangercouch.com. We are experiencing some bugs on this blog which we hope to have fixed soon. We have kicked the bugs in their neither regions and declared an undisputed victory. But don’t let that sway you from enjoying the episodes or snapping up a generous helping of Danger Couch DVD.

Come back soon.

Happy Sunday everyone,

As I sit here today, I find that I simply don’t want to be funny.

It has been a beautiful day and I have been fortunate enough to be able to bask in the multitude of small goodnesses that visit me most every day, but I still frequently manage to overlook in the quest for Something Great.

Today however, I came to a revelation:

A perfect late summer day with your family is Something Great.

Friends that will wear hot sweaty outfits and film with you (again) are Something Great.

A community that supports and encourages you when you forget who you are is Something Great.

Greatness it seems, never was very far away.

Thank you

-Brent

Although it may be hard to picture, we do have fans, and some of them know how to write.

When the combination of these two elements produce actual written correspondence, we proudly display the results on this site, right next to Jimmy’s third-grade report card (the second attempt) and the picture of Wilh’s date to the junior formal. (Not everyone looks good in lederhosen. Sadly, she was no exception.)

Anyway, one of at least a dozen fanatical followers writes us with these burning questions:

Dear DangerCouch,

Badlackey, Missouri

Bud,

Thank you for your discernment in comedic entertainment, and your excitement for the project. Our annual Christmas show is held…annually… at Christmastime. This year’s date is December 6th.

As for your others questions, if you have to ask, then I must question what kind of fan you really are.

A real fan, or at least anyone who accidentally read last week’s post, would know, for instance, that the new season of episodes is being filmed now, and that it will air in about three weeks.

A real fan would also know that the DVD is done. That’s right Bud, the whole show was captured on video and transferred onto magical spinning discs of delight. This means you relive the live show over and over again, until your disc player wears out, or you run out adult diapers.

Which ever comes first.

A real fan would not only know these things, but would be sharing the good news, be it by word-of-mouth, internet, or even squad-car graffiti. Whatever it took to spread the word.

So Bud, you have to ask yourself, are you gong to continue on in your false fandom, or are you going to get on the Couch like real fan.

Buying a dozen DVDs wouldn’t hurt your standing either.

Think about it Bud.

-The D.C. Crew