This is Wilhiem Smoder and I am writing in regards to last week’s mystery letter which I did not write.

As everyone knows, Winnona and I are full grown adults with a professional working relationship of mutual respect and combat effectiveness.

We did have an awkward incident once, but we worked through those confused and conflicting feelings long ago and have emerged as stronger and more stable people.

I don’t know where Ruckus got that letter, but I do know that he has been under a lot of strain lately and is seeking help for his online auction addiction.

I hate to say it, but he might have even forged the letter just so he could sell it.

“The prime suspect.”

Please excuse any confusion last weeks posting may have caused you, the viewing public.