Still Another Letter

December 4th, 2006 by Mr. Danger

Calvin Eppenklampp of Bedpan, S. Dakota contacted us recently regarding our upcoming concert and film presentation. (Dec 7th, 7pm)

He writes:

“Hey Danger Couch, is it just me, or has the last three or four posts on this site been about your show? Isn’t there anything else for you boys to talk about other than this big concert/movie premier? I’m sure Guinness Book would be interested to see how many times you have mentioned December 7th on this site recently. When will it end?”

Calvin,

We’re thinking December 8th would be a good time to stop talking about our upcoming show. At that point we promise to speak only of our recently completed show.

And ninjas of course.

Maybe godzilla too.

Naturally, yetis would also be a topic of conversation.

As well as obscure biological functions

Moles would be good

We will have to start a support group for those who missed the show.

And group therapy of course…for us.

We might also mention the woman-wooing abilities of our own Jimmy James

And feature more webisodes.

Not to mention huge galloping hordes of fun and frolic with the Couch

All told, I guess we’ll go back to doing what it is we do.

Yes Calvin, after December 7th everything will change, except for the part that won’t. Stay ever watchful and vigilant for our brand-new, old-fashioned, wholesome goodness and family value.

Thanks as always

The D.C. Crew

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