This is Ruckford MacMullit and I would like to personally apologized for the delay in the Danger Couch DVD.

I took it upon myself to fire our previous production company SteBre-Dan due to their unimaginable slowness in delivering the product. As slow as they are, you would think they had to etch the disks by hand, hammering away with tiny chisels or lasers or even highly sharpened keebler elves, day and night to encode our comedy directly onto the DVD.

Unfortunately when I went to hire a new production company, I discovered that all the better candidates expect to be paid with U.S. currency and not in hearty laughs, acorns, or the phone numbers of foxy chicks.

So I had to hire SteBre-Dan back, at twice their normal pay. Fortunately they had change for a five, so I had just enough left over, after wages, to buy a refreshing carbonated beverage.

That was yesterday. The DVD is still not quite finished, apparently there is a problem with the retransmogrifier protocol or something, but we expect to have a shiny new product for all our fans as soon as we can beat it out of SB-D.

Thanks again for your patience,
-Ruckus