Ladies and gentlemen,

The previous tale is an utter fabrication, the result of a plaid packing madman with much too much time on his hands. He needs therapy and maybe a hobby, something like fly tying, or sky dieing, or even shuffleboard. What he doesn’t need to be doing is stirring up the public with nonsensical stories of incompetence. Instead, he should work on some new songs, or a new suit, or even new sideburns. Any of that would be helpful.

The truth, ladies and gentlemen, is that DVD will be sent off for duplication next week and ready serious playage shortly thereafter. So drop your torches and pitchforks, go home and tune up your DVD players, because they are going to get a serious workout very soon.

Thank you for your patience.

Mr. Binky
Supreme Managing Director of all things Danger Couch.