On Blogging

July 15th, 2006 by Mr. Danger

So this is blogging. I guess I’m in the club now. I need a bumper sticker or something. It could say, “I breathe therefore I blog.” I suppose I’ll have to resign my membership in the Future Bloggers of America. I’ll miss those guys, but they will join me soon enough here on the dark side.

This is not as painful as I expected. I’ve always thought that blogging sounded like an unpleasant biological function. You know, “Whew, I feel sooo much better, I really had to blog!” But hey, now I see its just as natural as sharing my most intimate thoughts and feelings to every last individual in the entire digital world. I’m surprised that everyone isn’t doing it. I’m amazed that children aren’t born all Matrix-like with little USB jacks in the back of their skulls all ready to spew their infantile thoughts all over the web like a hot two-liter Dr. Pepper fresh out of the clothes dryer. On second thought, I guess that’s a good thing.

Wow, look at the time. This blogging really takes it out of you. I need to go for an energy bar…and an energy drink…and maybe an enema.

Entirely too yours,

-Ruckford MacMullit

Posted in Ruckus, humor

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