Paparazzi were well employed this weekend, descending in droves upon the set of the latest Danger Couch episode in a desperate attempt to record even the smallest piece of Sheer Filming Excitement.

Fortunately on-set security forces, provided by 1-800-Rent-A-Ninja, easily handled these uninvited guests, leaving them with lots of bruises and us with free publicity pictures.

Two unnamed, yet highly glamorous celebrities shown here exchanging stock tips while rehearsing scene number 213b, Quivering in Place by the Old Wooden Gate

Over all, the crew was in high spirits, due in part to an unnaturally high concentration of Sharpie permanent marker fumes in the filming area, but still managed to pull through the intensive shooting schedule with poise, panache, and other qualities they could neither spell nor define.

Neighbors of the Danger Couch Episode Filming Location were filled with giggly joy just from being in the vicinity of so much fun.

When asked what time the shoot finished for the day, director DangerDan merely answered, “Dawnish.”

Check back frequently for more bowel-loosening updates of the Insidious Production Saga.

-the DC Crew.

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If your press pass was revoked and you missed the shoot, don’t cry.

You can still get yourself a DangerCouch DVD.

With it and a sufficient quantity of ice cream, all problems are solvable.