Although it may be hard to picture, we do have fans, and some of them know how to write.

When the combination of these two elements produce actual written correspondence, we proudly display the results on this site, right next to Jimmy’s third-grade report card (the second attempt) and the picture of Wilh’s date to the junior formal. (Not everyone looks good in lederhosen. Sadly, she was no exception.)

Anyway, one of at least a dozen fanatical followers writes us with these burning questions:

Dear DangerCouch,

Badlackey, Missouri

Bud,

Thank you for your discernment in comedic entertainment, and your excitement for the project. Our annual Christmas show is held…annually… at Christmastime. This year’s date is December 6th.

As for your others questions, if you have to ask, then I must question what kind of fan you really are.

A real fan, or at least anyone who accidentally read last week’s post, would know, for instance, that the new season of episodes is being filmed now, and that it will air in about three weeks.

A real fan would also know that the DVD is done. That’s right Bud, the whole show was captured on video and transferred onto magical spinning discs of delight. This means you relive the live show over and over again, until your disc player wears out, or you run out adult diapers.

Which ever comes first.

A real fan would not only know these things, but would be sharing the good news, be it by word-of-mouth, internet, or even squad-car graffiti. Whatever it took to spread the word.

So Bud, you have to ask yourself, are you gong to continue on in your false fandom, or are you going to get on the Couch like real fan.

Buying a dozen DVDs wouldn’t hurt your standing either.

Think about it Bud.

-The D.C. Crew