Albert Poohdlebalm of Snoopwack, Illinois recently wrote to us to express some mild confusion he was having regarding our current output level and production status.

He writes:

“What in the world is going on over there at danger couch? It’s mid-February and still there are no new episodes, and even the great dangercouch.com is shut down. What’s the deal? Are you still alive? Waiting for your skin grafts to take, perhaps after some horrible catastrophe? Trapped in the Himalayas by a tribe of vengeful yeti? Fighting for your lives in the vast expanse of the Canadian rainforest? This is the internet boys, you just can’t take a year off when you get tired. Remember your loyal fans. Give us some content.”

Mr. Poohdlebahm, we emphasize with your distress and obvious signs of severe Danger Couch withdrawal. Let us assure you that we have not quit. We are still very active, but that activity is all behind the scenes right now. Episode 6 is nearly done. It is so close you can almost taste it. (It has a complex, nutty flavor with just a hint of clove and aspartame.)

The challenge that delays our progress is the first ever Danger Couch DVD, which will contain our short film, Danger Couch and the Tinsel of Doom and the entirety of our Memphis Christmas concert.

We are straining and striving to push out this disc, much like a constipated buffalo, but the reward will be great, and will contain none of aroma of the aforementioned livestock byproduct.

Soon. Very soon, we will be back at and better than ever. Don’t give up hope.

-The D.C. Crew