How to Turn Women into Putty in Your Hands in Three Easy Steps
September 9th, 2006 by Mr. Danger
1.) Be Jimmy James. (Don’t let anyone kid you, this is the only sure-fire way to mastery over the human female.)
2.) If for some reason, you cannot be Jimmy James, you need to acquire flowers, chocolates, and large sums of money. Then, give all of them to Jimmy James and perhaps he will put in a good word for you with the ladies.
3.) If you simply cannot pull off steps one or two, you might try long talks, long walks, or even poetry, but be aware that these are moves of sheer desperation and have only the remotest change at success.
You probably shouldn’t get your hopes up.
Sincerely,
Dr. F. Stanley Snorkgudle,
Director, Institute for Romantical Success.
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