Girls dig me.
And why shouldn’t they? After all, I am a personal gift to each and every one of them.
I wouldn’t say that I am a ladies man, I would say that I am more of a ladies…boy, guy, lovey-thing…
okay I guess I am a ladies man.
Hey, is that thing on?
You said this was off the record! You are so dead…
-Jimmy James
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You can find more witty humor at The Ominous Comma, the personal weblog of Brent Diggs
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DangerCouch and the Tinsel of Doom
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Tales of D.C.'s origin are as varied as the individuals who fabricate them. For many years the Industrial Accident theory dominated public opinion, but recently the Alien Brain Exchange theory has risen in prominence with the ever-present Government Conspiracy theory waiting for its moment in the sun.
The couchmen remain an enduring mystery as obscure to themselves as to their throngs of adoring fans.
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