A special cross-promotional report by Herman Fording

“Danger” Dan Baker, co-creator of the musical comedy phenomenon Danger Couch, was accosted by photographers late last night as he left his Memphis home.

Director and principal cinematographer of the upcoming DVD Danger Couch and the Tinsel of Doom, Baker was taking a quick break from his creative labors, reportedly to acquire tacos, when the fateful onslaught occurred. As he neared his car, Baker was ambushed by a rabid pack of ruthless reporters and camerapersons, demanding answers regarding the continually delayed release of the long awaited film. Hungry and disoriented, Baker successfully fended off the fierce throng of journalists until his arm seized up during a frantic attempt at flash photo evasion. Thinking quickly, Baker threw production copies of the film into the howling crowd of news-seekers and escaped in the resulting riots and looting.

Awkwardly, he drove himself to Our Lady of the Media-Beleaguered Hospital where he was admitted for flash induced elbow trauma. He is currently listed in stable condition.

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