Couchmen Spotted Filming, World Threatened with Global Entertainment
Recently, the Danger Couch crew have emerged from obscurity and have commenced fanning the embers of creativity into full entertainment flame. Yes friends, the Couch is back and are even now in the spleen-tingling process of filming brand-spanking-new episodes for season two.
For die hard fans that feared they would never see the Couch again, except in reruns, this is great and joyful news. Even now lines are forming at Starbucks and other wi-fi hotspots in a round the clock vigil of anxious fans breathlessly awaiting the new episodes.
Frankly, This is kind of silly, since the first episode is slated for release in early October, but while you’re there, go ahead and bring me back a latte.
For the skeptical among you, here is some photographic documentation of this thrilling event.*
This time out, filming was a blur
Nothing comes between these DC stars except maybe the sun.
The shoot was beset with publicity seekers and autograph hounds.
Even late into the evening, fans were attempting to sneak onto the set.
I give up. Insert your own caption.
I know it has been a long time since last year, and some of you may have temporarily closed your hearts to the Couch to protect yourself from disappointment. Some of you may have even started seeing other comedies. We understand, and for a limited time we are offering viewer amnesty, a chance to rethink your priorities and return to your rightful place on the Couch.
Act now, and we might be able to call off the ninjas.
-An Anonymous Source Deep Inside the Cushions of the Couch
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*The term “thrilling” refers to the end product and the audience reaction to it. The actual process of filming is more accurately described by the term “grilling.”
