Regular readers of this blog are no doubt wondering, and perhaps even laying odds on, what possible excuse I could come up with for not posting that I have not previously used.

Well, I will have those cynical wagerers know that today is my wedding anniversary and despite that fact, I am still typing.

Ha Ha!!

Don’t think for a minute that you’ve got the Couch pegged my oh-so-smart friends. We are nothing if not unpredictable. Therefore if we are unpredictable then we aren’t nothing.

At least I think that’s how it works.

Anyway, here I am typing on boldly in face of my marital bliss and there is nothing you can do to stop me. Except possibly providing me with a FrapaDrinko, or interesting conversation, or maybe even returning my wife to this country.

But other than that, I am unstoppable. I am a Dangerously Non-Ceasing Blogging Machine of Certain and Impending Doom. I have eaten, I have slept, and with sufficient amounts of caffeine I can go on all night.

In fact, I just may keep on typing far after all the insidious– Ooh! Brownies!

Gotta go.