At DangerCouch, we are fully committed to the unabashed and whole-livered celebration of life in its many facets any frequent biological functions. That is why we are proud to announce that the next seven days have been officially designated by the DayPlanner General as Ninja Appreciation Week.

Insert much rejoicing here.

Ninja Appreciation Week is a time for Sneakarounds and their hunters everywhere to lay down their arms and celebrate diversity, commonality, and other corporate-sounding concepts of unknown meaning, within the Semi-Mythical Marital-Art Stereotype Community.

Ninja Appreciation Week takes on special significance in Memphis, Tennessee, where an estimated 22% of the population have at one time or another donned ninja attire to support one or more Danger Couch Performance Activities.

Special thanks go out from the Couchmen to all former and current Ninjas wherever you are. Let all DC ninjas within the sound of my key-clicks rejoice together in the all-encompassing glee that come from sweating and shivering in back pajamas.

We invite all ninjas to gather here at this post and receive our bounteous and heart-felt thanks.

Don’t worry, Wilh’s gun is unloaded.

Look mom, it’s magic. Can I have one?

See lots of ninja-phonic backside-kicking action in the stunningly amazing DVD, Danger Couch and the Tinsel of Doom.